What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 02:16

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What should I do if I love someone who does not love me?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
What should every American know before traveling to the UK?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
Octopussy
How do I identify fake friends in life?
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Would you let your partner cheat on you every now and again?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…